{"id":13,"date":"2008-12-16T00:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T05:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.allegedlyinteresting.com\/2008\/12\/rapacious.html"},"modified":"2008-12-16T00:47:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T05:47:00","slug":"rapacious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"Rapacious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t help it.<br \/>It might be geeky, it might be wanky &#8211; I don&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t help but want one of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/gadgets\/cellphone\/9e31\/\">these<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/gadgets\/cellphone\/9e31\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 398px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/images\/products\/front\/blualert_bracelet.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t help it.It might be geeky, it might be wanky &#8211; I don&#8217;t care. I can&#8217;t help but want one of these.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[30,45,75],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-geeky","tag-linkage","tag-want"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}