{"id":23,"date":"2009-01-31T21:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T02:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.allegedlyinteresting.com\/2009\/01\/asinine.html"},"modified":"2009-01-31T21:43:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T02:43:00","slug":"asinine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"Asinine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People should be able to spell.<br \/>I can forgive the occasional accidental mis-spelling, but some things are simply beyond help.<\/p>\n<p>On a road sign: &#8220;Look 2WICE &#8211; You only live once.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2WICE? <b>2WICE?!<\/b> You haven&#8217;t even saved any letters! That is not an abbreviation!<br \/>My name is Inigo Mantoya. You killed my language. Prepare to die.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People should be able to spell.I can forgive the occasional accidental mis-spelling, but some things are simply beyond help. On a road sign: &#8220;Look 2WICE &#8211; You only live once.&#8221; 2WICE? 2WICE?! You haven&#8217;t even saved any letters! That is not an abbreviation!My name is Inigo Mantoya. You killed my language. Prepare to die.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[72],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}