{"id":28,"date":"2009-03-04T01:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T06:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.allegedlyinteresting.com\/2009\/03\/incogitable.html"},"modified":"2009-03-04T01:20:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T06:20:00","slug":"incogitable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Incogitable"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gillette have officially jumped the shark.<\/p>\n<p>Their grooming products might still be great, but their marketing department must have suffered some serious cutbacks thanks to the global financial crisis. I imagine that it is staffed solely by a guy named Leroy who was just promoted from custodial services.<\/p>\n<p>They have recently released their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gillette.com\/en-us\/#\/home\/FusionGamer\/en-US\/index.shtml\/\">Fusion Gamer series<\/a> of shaving vendibles.<br \/><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">(Unnecessary-amounts-of-flash-based-crap warning)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Razors for gamers.<\/p>\n<p>I visited their horrid site today.<br \/>My first (and last) port of call was their FAQs section. If it truly was a list of frequently asked questions, then shouldn&#8217;t the first question on the list have been &#8220;WTF&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Penny Arcade <a href=\"http:\/\/penny-arcade.com\/comic\/2009\/3\/2\/\">weigh in<\/a>.<br \/><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">(language warning)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gillette have officially jumped the shark. Their grooming products might still be great, but their marketing department must have suffered some serious cutbacks thanks to the global financial crisis. I imagine that it is staffed solely by a guy named Leroy who was just promoted from custodial services. They have recently released their Fusion Gamer &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/?p=28\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Incogitable&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[72],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allegedlyinteresting.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}